Today, class, we will be examining the English Springer Spaniel.
The English springer spaniel is truly a magnificent example of doghood.
Note the ridiculous ear floppage. This allows them to amuse everyone in viewing distance when they run.
Note the ridiculous spotty muzzle, and perpetual sad expression. The happier an English springer is, the sadder it looks. Well-known fact.
See? This dog is deliriously happy. Can't you tell? (Typical English.)
Looks like the calmest Springer Spaniel I’ve seen yet!
The ones we’ve met are bouncing off and zipping around all the other dogs in the park like Energizer Bunnies…