This poor dog was told, when he was just a pup, ‘make sure you always look both ways!’ And so he always does.
Autumn and I have a name for the smaller, squooshed-nose, bug-eyed breeds. We call them derp-derps. And then we hug them. But gently, because if you hug them too hard their eyes pop out.
You're laughing at me, aren't you?