So funny story: I was hosting my site from home while I moved my colocated server from one place to another. Got it there, had some problems, they fixed them, hooray. And then my HOME internet started playing up, so that it was going to take six hours to transfer the site from home to the new colocated server. So I complained to my home provider, and they … broke things waaaaay worse.
So I had to find a workaround to copy my 70 gig virtual machine up to the colocated server. And it still took six hours. And now it’s 3 AM and the site’s working and I am royally hacked off and I wonder when I’m going to be able to manage to get to sleep. BAH. Also HUMBUG.