There’s a mix I haven’t heard of before. If they’re lucky, Calvin is as smart and long-lived as a border collie, but as easy-going, cheerful, and happy (and non-neurotic) as a Berner. But, let’s be honest here: no matter what he inherited from which breed, he’s got to be awesome. Because there’s nowhere for him to inherit anything non-awesome from.

I saw Calvin when I was on my way back to work after lunch. And said to my coworker, “You head back… I’ll be a little while.”