So: Kayla. Kayla is a ridiculous goofy dog who was 10 months old when these pictures were taken, but was still under the impression that she was a tiny lap-puppy. And long may she remain so!
(Incidentally: I think the site is fully working now, with functional SSL (look at the URL bar! all locked up tight!) and everything. Just some cleanup left to do, for stuff that’s not visible to the audience. It was a lot of work, but on the upside, I understand all this stuff a lot better, and I’m going to be using that info at work very soon now.)