Yay, it’s my birthday. And as a special added bonus, I seem to have discovered how many years my limited warranty had left on it! (Adam is having some health issues, and is consequently somewhat testy. Beware. If you are not a dog, it might be wise to stay far, far away.)
Fortunately, I have Reggie (female, 4 years, assuming I’ve got the right dog here) to cheer me up.