Look. Look at this ridiculous pup. Poppins is half Pemmie, half Cardie, five months old, and all up in your bidnezz. She will brighten your day if you give her half a chance, and if you do not give her half a chance she will steal half a chance and probably the other half too if it’s not nailed down.
And then she will eat it.
No hovertext or captions, too much cute for mere words.