The thing about pugs, the thing about pugs is… well, yeah, they’re ugly. Some people find them so-ugly-they’re-cute. Doesn’t matter: one thing they are is goofy-friendly. They’re one of the few almost-guaranteed fun small dogs. They love everyone, and if you don’t lean down and offer your hand they will often lick your ankle, if they can find one.
Does it sound like my standards are too low if I say 'this pug is definitely cute: both his eyes point in the same direction'.