The elusive dogcow! Like any talented dog, it can do flips. Like any talented cow, it can do precision bitmap alignment.
Okay, not really. I think this guy is probably a corgi/Australian Cattle dog. But don’t quote me on that.
Today, the tiniest of Malteses! This pup’s 18 months old, so probably pretty much full grown (although mom says he might fill out a little more, as they finally found a brand of dog food that he likes.) Jeez, he’s smaller than the littlest adult cat I’ve ever seen! And he loves people, even if he normally can’t lick anything higher than the ankles.
I never really spent much time thinking before about how useful it is to have a dog this size. Crate? He could travel in a compartment in my backpack. Get him a big-dog crate, you can put a dog bed for him in the corner and still have room for water and food bowls, six chew toys, and a cat exercise wheel. (If I had a dog that size I would totally get him one of those cat exercise wheels and see if I couldn’t train him to use it if he got bored.) Plus, taking him on public transportation is a snap… heck, I might even be able to take him to work. I could hide him in my desk drawer, and he’d have plenty of room to stretch his legs.
(As for the ‘blog award’ post of last Saturday, I’m going to keep on with it. I realize most of you are a lot more interested in dogs than you are in bloggers, so please don’t think I’ll be offended if you skip those posts.)
Someone nice (thanks, M.C. of The House of Two Bows!) nominated me for a ‘Versatile Blogger’ award.
I’m not sure a blog that consists entirely of pictures of dogs and goofy commentary (in case anyone out there hasn’t noticed, hover your cursor over the dog photos for a separate set of captions, these from the dog’s point of view) can really be considered versatile, but I learned a long time ago that second-guessing people who are paying you compliments is one of the worst forms of ingratitude, so I’ll just accept it and say thank you!
But wait: this award involves work. And a non-dog-related post at that. I have to write seven things about myself. And then I’m supposed to pass this award on to a bunch of other bloggers. Hmm. That might be a problem. So let’s start with that, as number 1:
1. I don’t read many blogs.
I used to. I had a list of eight or so blogs that I read every day, and more that I read occasionally. Most of them were political blogs (though a couple weren’t) because I was an avid political junkie and a very active volunteer and activist. But almost a year ago, I realized something: if I was going to stay sane, I had to give that up. I was starting to get so depressed at the state of the country, and at the direction things were going in, that I was literally unable to stay caught up on sleep, was unable to concentrate on work, was in short unable to actually live my life.
I gave up my political blogs, I gave up my politics-watching. And then the two blogs that I read daily both started becoming more political themselves, and in a direction that I could not stomach. (I will let you guess what that would be, but the fact that I live in San Francisco is probably a pretty good indicator.) And thus I gave those up too.
These days, I read a blog every once in a while. Every time M.C. drops a comment on my blog, I go poke around on House of Two Bows. There are a couple of programming blogs that I poke my head into every once in a while (and no, I’m not going to link my dog blog to a ‘how to survive perl programming’ blog). And of course I love poking around photoblogs, especially of the cute baby animals variety. But mostly, I dink around a bit on reddit and practice my other hobbies.
2. What do I do for a living?
I touch on this in my ‘about the authors’ page, but let’s face it, nobody really reads those, so I think I’m probably safe in putting it in here too.
I currently work as an Engineer-in-Test in the QA group for Cloudmark, Inc. If you have Comcast Internet, or Cox Cablevision, or Verizon Internet, or, well, really a whole lot of different ISPs (but not AT&T), you use our anti-spam software. If it doesn’t work well, then I am partly to blame.
What is a Software Engineer-in-Test? (Also known as an SDET: Software Development Engineer in Test). Well, normally it’s a software engineer that spends most of his time writing test tools, automated test cases, or other software that is used to test other software. In my case, though, it’s a little less straightforward than that. I spend most of my time testing software, but the software I’m testing really requires me to be intimately familiar with its internals, and able to understand exactly what it does and how the code actually works before I can really test it. Hell, on a first test of a new daemon, I probably spend more time reading the code and playing with it than I do actually testing it. In that respect, what I’m doing is probably closer to some aspects of paired programming (although without the realtime element) than it is traditional software testing.
Before I did this, I was in IT for a number of years, and before that, I was a software engineer for Mac OS software. And before that, I did embedded programming, and before that, I was a build engineer. I’ve really had a fair amount of experience in most aspects of the software lifecycle.
Oh, and on that note: if anyone needs any IT work done, I still do it in my spare time. There isn’t a lot that I haven’t tackled at one time or another.
3. Hobbies
What else do I do? Eh, lots of stuff, at various times. Aside from this blog and various other dog-related things, my current and past hobbies include:
Huh. That’s only three things, and I’m already exhausted from all this writing. I’ll post some more things tomorrow. If anyone has anything they’d like to ask me, feel free to drop a comment below. No promises, though, depending on what you ask.
This is one of those breeds that, at least in some members, always looks annoyed. I am sure they have their own range of expression, and that once you’ve had one for a while you know what moods they’re in, but to me, this pup (whom mom assured me was perfectly happy to be out walking) totally looks like he’s impatient to get back home and vedge out in front of the TV.
Also, I think he’s ‘Chewie’ (as in Chewbacca) but he might just as well be Chui.
Apparently the Brussels Griffon comes from a progenitor line of anti-rodent dogs. Unsurprising, given the size.
It’s spelled Louis, and pronounced Louie. You know, like French. Except that he’s an Italian mastiff, not a French mastiff, so what’s up with that?
Well, anyway, as you can probably tell from the photos, he’s just as sweet as any mastiff, and calm in a crowd, too.
Black dogs are tough to take pictures of. Features tend to disappear, whether in sunlight (where weird contrast effects make white highlights out of random parts of the coat, and where details disappear entirely in shadow) or shade/overcast conditions (where there’s not enough light to make out the details in the first place.
Pooooooofly!
(Incidentally, sorry about yesterday. I spent most of the day on a plane. And yes, that means I’m back from vacation.)
And now, for your enjoyment and edification (and a small fee), may I present Suena the schnauzer, the only schnauzer I’ve ever run into who doesn’t look like a grumpy old man. She’s cute!