Dog of the Day: Gucci the Teeny Tiny Maltese

Today, the tiniest of Malteses! This pup’s 18 months old, so probably pretty much full grown (although mom says he might fill out a little more, as they finally found a brand of dog food that he likes.) Jeez, he’s smaller than the littlest adult cat I’ve ever seen! And he loves people, even if he normally can’t lick anything higher than the ankles.

I never really spent much time thinking before about how useful it is to have a dog this size. Crate? He could travel in a compartment in my backpack. Get him a big-dog crate, you can put a dog bed for him in the corner and still have room for water and food bowls, six chew toys, and a cat exercise wheel. (If I had a dog that size I would totally get him one of those cat exercise wheels and see if I couldn’t train him to use it if he got bored.) Plus, taking him on public transportation is a snap… heck, I might even be able to take him to work. I could hide him in my desk drawer, and he’d have plenty of room to stretch his legs.

(As for the ‘blog award’ post of last Saturday, I’m going to keep on with it. I realize most of you are a lot more interested in dogs than you are in bloggers, so please don’t think I’ll be offended if you skip those posts.)

Tiny Maltese

Easy to see why they call them 'toy' breeds.

Tiny Maltese

I would really worry about a dog like this in a household with a cat.

Tiny Maltese

I wonder, do dogs get cricks in their necks from constantly looking up at us?

Tiny Maltese

Teeny tiny tongue alert.

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Blog Award?

Someone nice (thanks, M.C. of The House of Two Bows!) nominated me for a ‘Versatile Blogger’ award.

Versatile Blogger Award

It's so green!

I’m not sure a blog that consists entirely of pictures of dogs and goofy commentary (in case anyone out there hasn’t noticed, hover your cursor over the dog photos for a separate set of captions, these from the dog’s point of view) can really be considered versatile, but I learned a long time ago that second-guessing people who are paying you compliments is one of the worst forms of ingratitude, so I’ll just accept it and say thank you!

But wait: this award involves work. And a non-dog-related post at that. I have to write seven things about myself. And then I’m supposed to pass this award on to a bunch of other bloggers. Hmm. That might be a problem. So let’s start with that, as number 1:

1. I don’t read many blogs.

I used to. I had a list of eight or so blogs that I read every day, and more that I read occasionally. Most of them were political blogs (though a couple weren’t) because I was an avid political junkie and a very active volunteer and activist. But almost a year ago, I realized something: if I was going to stay sane, I had to give that up. I was starting to get so depressed at the state of the country, and at the direction things were going in, that I was literally unable to stay caught up on sleep, was unable to concentrate on work, was in short unable to actually live my life.

I gave up my political blogs, I gave up my politics-watching. And then the two blogs that I read daily both started becoming more political themselves, and in a direction that I could not stomach. (I will let you guess what that would be, but the fact that I live in San Francisco is probably a pretty good indicator.) And thus I gave those up too.

These days, I read a blog every once in a while. Every time M.C. drops a comment on my blog, I go poke around on House of Two Bows. There are a couple of programming blogs that I poke my head into every once in a while (and no, I’m not going to link my dog blog to a ‘how to survive perl programming’ blog). And of course I love poking around photoblogs, especially of the cute baby animals variety. But mostly, I dink around a bit on reddit and practice my other hobbies.

2. What do I do for a living?

I touch on this in my ‘about the authors’ page, but let’s face it, nobody really reads those, so I think I’m probably safe in putting it in here too.

I currently work as an Engineer-in-Test in the QA group for Cloudmark, Inc. If you have Comcast Internet, or Cox Cablevision, or Verizon Internet, or, well, really a whole lot of different ISPs (but not AT&T), you use our anti-spam software. If it doesn’t work well, then I am partly to blame.

What is a Software Engineer-in-Test? (Also known as an SDET: Software Development Engineer in Test). Well, normally it’s a software engineer that spends most of his time writing test tools, automated test cases, or other software that is used to test other software. In my case, though, it’s a little less straightforward than that. I spend most of my time testing software, but the software I’m testing really requires me to be intimately familiar with its internals, and able to understand exactly what it does and how the code actually works before I can really test it. Hell, on a first test of a new daemon, I probably spend more time reading the code and playing with it than I do actually testing it. In that respect, what I’m doing is probably closer to some aspects of paired programming (although without the realtime element) than it is traditional software testing.

Before I did this, I was in IT for a number of years, and before that, I was a software engineer for Mac OS software. And before that, I did embedded programming, and before that, I was a build engineer. I’ve really had a fair amount of experience in most aspects of the software lifecycle.

Oh, and on that note: if anyone needs any IT work done, I still do it in my spare time. There isn’t a lot that I haven’t tackled at one time or another.

3. Hobbies

What else do I do? Eh, lots of stuff, at various times. Aside from this blog and various other dog-related things, my current and past hobbies include:

  • Singing. Currently mostly Irish music, but I’ve been in choirs and choruses and jazz ensembles and operettas and all sorts of other things.
  • Acting. I’ve been in a few student films in the past few years. For example, Mann Halfte. (And yes, it’s really awful, and a lot of the reason for that is my acting, but hey… it was lots of fun to do.) Before that, I did a whole bunch of operetta, as mentioned above. Sadly, I couldn’t really do any at my previous job (too much chance I’d get called away in the middle of a rehearsal, or, worse, a performance, since I was on-call 24x7x365) and kind of got out of the habit.
  • Dancing. Likewise with this. I used to Contra Dance regularly, back ten years ago, but I haven’t done so lately. It’s kind of a shame… I actually got halfway decent at it, and who doesn’t like an activity where the point is to flirt with every person of the opposite sex of the room. (And, if you prefer, you can generally manage to flirt with everyone of the same sex too.)
  • Playing guitar. I swear I’m going to defeat this guitar. Someday I will be good enough that Autumn can stand to be in the same room with me while I’m playing. Really.
  • Programming the iPhone. One of these days, I’m going to release my first iPhone program. You are pretty much guaranteed to be bored by it. (Or, well, you would be, if you were ever likely to notice it.)
  • Playing computer games. I try hard not to spend too much time at this, since I always feel horribly unproductive after I do. That said, though, I’m still working on Fallout 3, at odd intervals, now that it runs in Parallels on my MacBook Pro.
  • Role-playing games (tabletop). I used to spend a lot of time on this, both with groups of friends and via Living Greyhawk (a big shared world where, in theory, you can just take your character in and play with a random group of people, as long as they all have characters of approximately the same level of power). My groups of friends were all in the South Bay, and my schedule made it more and more difficult to  play with them. And then when Living Greyhawk folded up, and D&D4 came out (and no, I don’t want to get into a discussion of it) I just quit cold turkey. Maybe I’ll try it again someday, but I don’t feel any particular craving to do so.
  • Political volunteering. I still do this occasionally, most recently last November.
  • Walking. I love walking around San Francisco. I love hiking in the woods. I love walking period. Good thing, too, or I’d never have enough pictures for this blog.

Huh. That’s only three things, and I’m already exhausted from all this writing. I’ll post some more things tomorrow. If anyone has anything they’d like to ask me, feel free to drop a comment below. No promises, though, depending on what you ask.

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Chewie the Brussels Griffon

This is one of those breeds that, at least in some members, always looks annoyed. I am sure they have their own range of expression, and that once you’ve had one for a while you know what moods they’re in, but to me, this pup (whom mom assured me was perfectly happy to be out walking) totally looks like he’s impatient to get back home and vedge out in front of the TV.

Also, I think he’s ‘Chewie’ (as in Chewbacca) but he might just as well be Chui.

Brussels Griffon

Apparently the Brussels Griffon comes from a progenitor line of anti-rodent dogs. Unsurprising, given the size.

Brussels Griffon

The shock of white hair with the black beard and mustache reminds me of something, but I can't figure out what.

Brussels Griffon

Wait... I know what it reminds me of. That's not Chewbacca! That's totally an Ewok!

Brussels Griffon

Okay, not just Ewok. There's also some muppet ancestry in there too.

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Dog of the Day: Louis the Italian Mastiff

It’s spelled Louis, and pronounced Louie. You know, like French. Except that he’s an Italian mastiff, not a French mastiff, so what’s up with that?

Well, anyway, as you can probably tell from the photos, he’s just as sweet as any mastiff, and calm in a crowd, too.

Italian Mastiff

He was so mellow that it took a while for him to figure out that I was paying attention to him.

Italian Mastiff

Such a sweet face. So concerned-looking. I think it's the furrowed brow.

Italian Mastiff

Louis and his dad. I'm pretty sure he was a visitor to San Francisco.

Italian Mastiff

Can't remember what the minor scar is on his flank. Seem to recall it was nothing to worry about though.

Italian Mastiff

Awww. For a big dog, he sure does have the 'puppydog eyes' down pat.

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Dog of the Day: Black Standard Poodle

Black dogs are tough to take pictures of. Features tend to disappear, whether in sunlight (where weird contrast effects make white highlights out of random parts of the coat, and where details disappear entirely in shadow) or shade/overcast conditions (where there’s not enough light to make out the details in the first place.

Black Standard Poodle

See? No visible eyes. Also, gotta love that tail-plouf.

Black Standard Poodle

There ARE eyes in all that fuzz!

Black Standard Poodle

I can't tell if that's really a sad look, or if it's just the odd perspective.

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Dog of the Day: Beagle Mix

More of this guy soon.

Beagle Mix

I've seen several of these 'balls'. The ones with feet. What's up with that?

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Dog of the Day: Samoyed

Pooooooofly!

(Incidentally, sorry about yesterday. I spent most of the day on a plane. And yes, that means I’m back from vacation.)

Samoyed

You just want to run your fingers through her fur.

Samoyed

Teeny bit of tongue. And a very dubious expression.

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Dog of the Day: Suena the Schnauzer

And now, for your enjoyment and edification (and a small fee), may I present Suena the schnauzer, the only schnauzer I’ve ever run into who doesn’t look like a grumpy old man. She’s cute!

Schnauzer

What a sweetie.

Schnauzer

I can't believe she can actually lift up those ears!

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Double Dog Day: Caylee the English Shepherd … and a Pony

We’ve seen Caylee before, here. This is her with a friend.

English Shepherd and Irish Wolfhound

Took a few dozen pictures of the wolfhound, but this is the only one that came out even okay. Sorry about that.

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Dog of the Day: Black German Shepherd Mix

I thought I’d had this guy up on here before, but now I’m not so sure… the other black German shepherd mixes all looked a little different… either no white on the chest, or different-looking ears, or whatever.

Anyway, I like him. Older dogs are awesome, especially the ones that don’t need to run around so much any more, but are still more than happy to walk five or six miles with you.

Older Black German Shepherd Mix

Dignified. That's how I'd describe him.

Black German Shepherd Mix

Aww. These two have been together for quite a while, I think.

Black German Shepherd Mix

He looks like he's concentrating very hard on sitting.

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